Who am I?

Hi, my name is Marvin. People know me on the internet as Artifice.

I’m a Musician, I’ve been playing the Drums since I was 10 years old and I’ll probably never stop.

I depend on flawless logic, I believe nothing of what I hear and only half of what I see.

I have an adrenaline addiction, I have no problem taking risks and when the situations calls for it I can be extremely reckless.

I am extremely RAW, I use harsh language and I dont care if I offend you.  I care nothing about your feelings and neither do facts.

At times I completely disregard social normality and I have on occasion been shit bag wasted at the most inappropriate of times.

Some people absolutely love me up until I insult something that they like and people that don’t live life to the fullest think that I’m crazy.

I have scars, damage and baggage, but then again so does everybody. If you deny this, then you are a total fucking liar.

I have a black belt in Sarcasm.

Satire is a second language to me.

I hate authority.

I have Eidetic Memory, which is great because it allows me to remember my stories so that I can tell them to you.

I once hit my head as a child and now have 22 stitches and superpowers.

I am not White. I am Off-White. Albinos are White.

I can talk faster than you.

2 Responses “Who am I?” →
  1. Hellooo there! Can’t wait to start reading your blog. I respect all of your opinions! You enlighten me & entertain me at the same time. xo

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