5 things I don’t do on the Internet

Posted on July 2, 2015


  1. I don’t go out of my way to take pictures with other people specifically for social media. But I’m always willing to do so.
  2. I don’t post my personal life. That includes my birthday. I stopped celebrating my birthday after 21.
  3. I don’t participate in trends.
  4. I don’t post or tweet dumb shit. Nobody gives a shit that I had eggs for breakfast this morning, so why post it?
  5. If I’m drunk, I treat my phone as if it were a gun. Nothing good can result from the usage.