Marvin’s 3 ways of assuring warmth for the winter ahead.

Posted on February 16, 2015


  1. Wool. Wool holds in 70% of insulation even when it’s soaking wet.
  2. Blackberry Brandy or Shine. A sip or two of these fine beverages will fill you with warm fuzzy love and happy joy.
  3. And finally, Friction. The resistance encountered when two body parts are rapidly touching one another. If you see someone cold, be a good person and have sex with them.
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