Life Rules: Part 1

Posted on August 31, 2014


1. I don’t believe anything the government tells me.
2. If opportunity knocks, answer the fucking door!
3. Remember that a mistake is only a mistake if you fail to learn from it.
4. Always accumulate knowledge. Listen, Read, Observe.
5. Pursue your dreams and goals with passion. Our potential to create is limitless.
6. Don’t create a robot that’s superior to human beings or it will wipe out the human race.
7. May all your ups and downs be in bed.
8. Always have an exit plan!
9. Be careful what you do with your cell phone when you’re drunk.
10. If you’re not always prepared, you’re never prepared.
11. Never ask that one’s sole opinion be made into law.
12. Never put passion before principle. Even if you win, you still lose.
13. Never believe anything on faith.
14. Your beliefs don’t make you a better person. Your behavior does.
15. Never drink whiskey that comes in a plastic bottle.
16. Shit happens when you party naked.
17. An awkward morning is better than a lonely night.
18. A girl that doesn’t ask for anything, deserves everything.
19. Don’t dwell on dreams so much that you forget to live.
20. If someone throws you a lifeline, don’t use it as a rope in which to hang yourself with.
21. If you cant talk about it, you shouldn’t be doing it.
22. You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have left.
23. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then just sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did that.
24. The world is full of “why”. There is so much “why” in the world. Go out in the world and find the “why not”.
25. Fuck critics. Sometimes you have to get messy.
26. Never give anyone the benefit of the doubt. Keep an open mind and gather information.
27. There’s a difference between “trying” and “getting shit done”! If you’re always just “trying” and never “getting shit done”, then it isn’t for you. Pack your shit and go home!
28. If you don’t want to know something, you wont see it.
29. Never let emotion overpower intellect.
30. Don’t let anyone tell you there are bad words. Words don’t have meaning. They have usages. It is in the context the word is spoken that is what can be considered “bad”.

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